"Rar! He scaring people! Monster must die! Ksh ksh!! He wants to die, so scare people. Heroman come kill him! Scary monsters have to die. Rar!" Much crashing and bashing sounds.
I interrupt, "Poor monster. Why does he have to die?"
Jet replies promptly, "He wants to die. That's why he scare people. Scary monsters have to be killed."
Aiee. Scary three-year-old, already getting the concept of ulterior motives?