Okay... it probably amuses me unnecessarily when the JF says, "I love having a wife who buys me a dishwasher from her profit sharing, when she could have bought oodles of fountain pens."
The Bosch is astonishingly quiet, has oodles of room, and has no heating element at the bottom of the tub. So plastics and stuff can go even on the bottom shelf. Whew. And the capacity is mind-blowing after the old dishwasher.