"It's a monster, and it wants to die because he doesn't want to be a monster anymore, so it's going to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and turning into chocolate. He jumps off the walkway and falls on his head. On strawberries. He smash his head. He smashed all the strawberries and melted into the chocolate and made strawberry chocolate Wonka bars. The kid buys the bar and opens it and gets the golden ticket! And the monster doesn't want to be chocolate anymore, so the boy eats the strawberry chocolate Wonka bar and gets fat and happy and grows big and strong and becomes a monster! Yay!"
This is in line with Jet's old growth chart of boy grows and becomes a momma, who grows to become a daddy, who grows and becomes a monster. :-)