Liralen Li (liralen) wrote,
Liralen Li
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John had made a roast chicken for dinner.  I carved.

When Jet saw us eating chicken pieces, including the wings that I'd carefully cut with a bit of breast meat, he stated.  "You're eating chicken wings."

John added, "... and various other chicken parts."

Jet nodded seriously, "Yeah, like chicken pox."



Jet's joke of the day:  "The crab got an onion and took it home.  The onion turned green."

He later explained, "The onion growed and got big and when onions grow they're green!"
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