Liralen Li (liralen) wrote,
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Drabble: Damage Mitigation

Requester: jnotjane
Fandom/Characters: Bleach and Saiyuki, Byakuya, Yachiru, Sanzo, and Goku
Prompt: "Would you please put your kid on a leash?"
As per my winter drabbles post.


A crash made Byakuya wince as Yachiru flattened a boy in a gold coronet. The boy popped up, arms akimbo, and said, "I can't hit a girl!"

Yachiru chirped, "That doesn't stop me from hitting you!"

CRASH!

The shopkeeper yelled, "Would you please put your kids on a leash!"

Byakuya snorted. A blond man in priest's robes bared his teeth. Both of them advanced on the shopkeeper, who quailed under their attentions.

The blond priest slapped down a gold card. "This should cover any damages."

Smiling, Byakuya planted his platinum card by it. "And this should cover everything they eat."
Tags: bleach, drabble, fanfic, saiyuki
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