Drabble: Snarky

Requester: kiria_dk
Fandoms/Characters: Bleach/SamCham, Renji and Mugen
Warning: Language
Prompt: Cheap booze, tattoos and a bar fight brawl (snark and/or competition during the fight will get extra fangirly squee and flailing)
As per my winter drabbles post.

"Mine are convict tats, ya yakuza wimp."

"Who ya callin' wimp, ya scrawny scarecrow? Ain't got a freakin' thing ta do with damned flower tatted pansies."

"Scrawny my ass."

"It is that." The bark of laughter cut short on the sound of drawn steel.

A table rolled away, glassware smashed, patrons scrambled, and the bar keeper sighed.

Steel sung and thunked.

"Well if you're gonna play that way, you crazy fucker. Bankai."

Those drunk enough swore Mugan rode the giant skeleton snake like a bull rider, whooping wildly, waving, kicking for all he was worth. The rest wisely remained quiet.

Yes, that last one. *laughs and laughs*

I can just see the poor innkeeper after that!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glass shatters* ...oops. ^^;

I'm grinning and bouncing and full of so much fangirly squee right now! OMG, Mugen riding Zabimaru! Aaaaah! *flails* And Renji! "Ain't got a freakin' thing ta do with damned flower tatted pansies." Ahahahaha! Damn right you don't! And yes, Mugen is a crazy fucker. With a drabble this awesome, this amount of glee is not excessive!

I love you! ^________________________^
I'm so very glad you do!! *dances about in glee as well*

So very glad you liked it!

Happy Holidays! And thanks so much for the request and your support this whole year... Hope your new year is a *good* one for you!
oh God, the visions of Mugen riding Zabimaru will last a long time! Awesome!
*beams* So glad that one stuck! *laughs and laughs*

It just seemed... appropriate. Thank you so much!
Renji has a lot of nerve--not that this is in any way news--calling someone else a crazy fucker. pot/kettle much? Awesome all around, except for the cowards not talking it up after the fact--one of those bystanders could have made a mint selling commemorative ukiyo-e of the incident!
Hee. Yes. They are kindred souls, aren't they? *giggles*

Ooooo... commemorative ukiyo-e!! The crazy thing is that I might be able to draw that. *looks at self askance*

Thank you, so much!

Edited at 2011-01-25 10:07 pm (UTC)